I’m really not too busy, I just don’t want to design your kids birthday invitation, your wedding invitation, your husband’s company logo, your blog page layout, or any other stupid crap that you’ve hit me up to do for free because I’m your friend/relative. I smile and nod and say if only I had the time, when the truth is I’m thinking you’re a fucking freeloader who has no idea how much time and effort it takes to make something creative. Please refer to my hourly rate on the attached invoice, thanks.